These instructions for cooking a turkey were going to be submitted to the New York Examiner which recently ran a little food gem entitled
Locusts: Who’s eating what?
It is said that locusts were a major part of John the Baptist’s diet. Whether that means grasshoppers or carob is still being debated.
Could be that the regular guy was off being hypertensive that day.
But here’s yet another guy with yet another unlimited supply….